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Emergency Exit Button Still Functioning
Spotted at Eddie’s Cafe on Divisadero and Fulton. The caption on the “stereo” jukebox reads: “If record is bad, push reject button at the back.” I wonder what their definition of “bad” is. The cafe is small and crammed but you are sure to get a unique coffee mug every time. I found it fittingly [...]
There’s a Monster in My Pants
Today I learned that the Dutch word for “specimen” is “monster” and the word for “urine specimen” is “urinemonster.” Guess what “patientmonster” means?
Happy Birthday, Tori & Hulk
Today I learned that I share the same birthday as Tori Spelling and Hulk Hogan. Huh? I also was the first in my class to turn in an MFA thesis.
Jellies
Jellifish chandeliers at the Farallon restaurant in Union Square, San Francisco. What is it about jellyfish that is so fascinating? There is something magical about their soothing, tranquil dances in combination with the knowledge of their deadly tentacles. Somehow, it seems fitting to include these creatures in the Jelly Bar at this fine establishment. Their [...]
