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Homer Update
White Elephant gift update: The Chia Homer is proving to grow, even if he isn’t sporting the verdant afro that the box promised.
The Shoes that Provoked a Comment
Today as I walked down a brick sidewalk to get lunch, a man approached me and said, “Those look like nice, comfortable shoes you’re wearing.”
“Thank you,” I said, not sure how else to respond, and we continued walking our separate ways.
His remark stunned me and I have to question why. No stranger has ever commented [...]
Fast Car
“OBZEZZN” spotted on Interstate 5 going south.
Sugar Frosted Cookie Stick
Would you eat a frosted house-shaped cookie on a stick? Those who did wished they hadn’t.
Easy to Do, Fun to Grow!
What I received during a White Elephant gift exchange.
Glowing with the Season
Festive holiday house spotted on Masonic near Geary.
Excuse Me
This morning I was faced with an obstacle upon leaving my garage. The owner of this gold Honda Accord was nowhere to be found. I managed to veer to the right and drive over the curb of the sidewalk. But why would someone park so blatantly in a driveway?
Spirit Store Was Here
Halloween house spotted on Bush Street between Presidio and Lyon.
Emergency Exit Button Still Functioning
Spotted at Eddie’s Cafe on Divisadero and Fulton.
The caption on the “stereo” jukebox reads: “If record is bad, push reject button at the back.” I wonder what their definition of “bad” is. The cafe is small and crammed but you are sure to get a unique coffee mug every time. I found it fittingly San [...]
There’s a Monster in My Pants
Today I learned that the Dutch word for “specimen” is “monster” and the word for “urine specimen” is “urinemonster.” Guess what “patientmonster” means?
Raindrop Parade
