Category: Animals
Double Take
Two llamas spotted outside a local Gap. Huh?
Sarcastic Fringehead
I want to meet the comic genius that came up with the name for this sea creature. I also want to know if the fish is known for crackin’ jokes in the six packs lining the ocean floor.
Cautionary Signage in the Homes of Turtles
Watch Dog
Potentially suicidal (but very much alive) dog was spotted standing on a balcony railing in a local suburban neighborhood. No owners or other authorities were in sight.
California Academy of Sciences
A few pics from a visit to the California Academy of Sciences. I highly recommend going on a Thursday night for a discounted ticket and 21+ environment complete with music and several bars. The rain forest reminds me of an MC Escher drawing. Which way is up? Down? Butterfly mac ‘n’ cheese. Lizard king. Camouflage. [...]
Autumn Arrival
Palace of Fine Arts, San Francisco. Japanese maples. Threesome.
Dog Days of Summer
Tired seal-pup pug spotted on Union Street.
Killer Breadcrumb Suspected in Rodent Crime Scene
Found near a downtown MUNI bus stop just one week after the gopher siting, this rat appeared virtually unharmed–except for its apparent “dead” status. The tip of its tail was nipped off, but no bite or claw marks were found on its body, nor were there any signs of bullet or stab wounds. A toxicology [...]
To Chew or Not to Chew
Guffman contemplates the infamous bully stick–tasty treat or penis envy?
Questionable Motives of SF Gopher
A gopher played peek-a-boo in Golden Gate Park, refusing to reveal its true motives. Was he shy? Insecure? Playful? Or was he hiding a dark secret deep within his burrow? Local police are working on obtaining a warrant to search his home for malicious intent. One detective commented, “There’s something about that cute whiskered face [...]
