Jul062008
Questionable Motives of SF Gopher


A gopher played peek-a-boo in Golden Gate Park, refusing to reveal its true motives. Was he shy? Insecure? Playful? Or was he hiding a dark secret deep within his burrow? Local police are working on obtaining a warrant to search his home for malicious intent. One detective commented, “There’s something about that cute whiskered face that I don’t trust.”




